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Glitter Convention Part 2 Day1
15. Juli 1939
IT IS HERE!!! THE DAY OF GLITTER HAS COME!! I, Reinhard Tristen Eugen Heydrich, have never been more excited!!! I think I'm going to faint!!! Finally, the annual Halle an der Saale Glitter Convention is here once again!!!!!! The only downside is that I'm on call to the Müller's every want and need until the convention is over for my antics.  I've had a fine time so far. H. and co. haven't asked me to anything yet. Let's hope it stays that way!!
                                   -RTEH
15.7.39
I have only been to this glitter thing for a few hours and I'm already sick of it. People fling glitter everywhere and it's all in my hair. I can't let people see me with glitter in my hair! Gestapo chiefs DO NOT have glitter in their hair. I'll make Heydrich act as an umbrella to shield me from t
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Glitter Convention Part 2 Day0
14. Juli 1939.
Tomorrow is the first day of the Glitter Convention. I am currently at my mother's house in Halle with my wife and children getting ready for this glorious event. Only one problem. A few days ago, I thought I lost the tickets. So, I bribed Heinrich Müller into helping me. I drove him and his twelve year old son around Berlin for about seven hours looking for my tickets. Turns out they were in my pocket the whole time. He did not find that amusing at all. Now, he made me get him and his family some tickets to the convention. He's says that I will have to basically be a slave for the week to him and Reinhard for almost killing them. He always said that I would rue the day I ever met him. Well now I'm ruing it.
                                      -Reinhard Tristen Eugen Heydrich
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Glitter Convention 10
CHAPTER 10: IN WHICH REINHARD HEYDRICH GETS YELLED AT
"DONNERWETTER NOCHMAL, SCHEIßE UND DRECK, KRUZIFIX NOCH EINMAL!!!" Müller had suddenly exploded into a bunch of curses. Reinhard didn't look pleased either. "Stop the car. NOW!"
Heydrich slowed down and brought the car to a stop. "What's wrong?" he asked. "And make it quick; the convention is in three days and we still haven't found my tickets!"
"YOU UTTER AND COMPLETE IDIOT!!! I FEEL LIKE HANGING YOU FROM A MEAT HOOK!"
Heydrich raised an eyebrow. "Don't speak to me like that! I am Heydrich!"
"I am stupid is more like it." Reinhard said in an angry tone.
"How dare you two act like this to me?!?!" Heydrich yelled.
Father and son continued to glare at him for what seemed like the longest time. Suddenly, Müller leaned forward and hissed in his ear, "Look in your right-pocket, you swine." Heydrich put his hand in his pocket. He stared at the items he pulled out. 5 Reichsmarks and.....his Glitter Convention tickets.
"Heh..
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Glitter Convention 9
CHAPTER 9: IN WHICH LINA HEYDRICH GETS A CALL
Lina had just finished putting the children to bed when the telephone rang. "Hello?"
"What's going on?"
"Oh, Sophie! My husband has lost his tickets to the Halle an der Saale Glitter Convention! He's going mad!"
Sophie sighed. "Lina, my husband and son are in the car with him. We have to get them out.
"I know."
"Why is he going crazy? It's just a convention with glitter."
"The Halle an der Saale Glitter Convention is Reinhard's life." Lina said. "It's the only reason he has for living. A weekly convention every year in his hometown celebrating the joy of glitter. This year's motto is " '39, Glitter is Oh So Fine."
Sophie never really knew what to make of the other Nazi wives. That's why she mostly just kept in contact with her friends in Munich. "I know I should've just stayed in Munich." she whispered to herself. "Then I wouldn't have had to deal with all these crazy people." "Look," she told Lina. "Just try to get your husband to come hom
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Glitter Convention 8
CHAPTER 8: IN WHICH HEINRICH MÜLLER HAS SILENT RAGE
As Heydrich drove down the Berlin streets at top speed, Müller was thinking. He thought a lot. Right now he was thinking of murder. "I have my gun with me. I could just pop one in his head and this'll all be over." he thought. "But do I really want to kill him in front of Reini? And, besides, we're going over a 100 miles an hour, we'd crash. Then again, who would miss Heydrich if something happened to him? Reinhard and I would be missed, of course. I should have shot him back in '33 when he came in the Munich HQ, trying to take over my section of the police. That dumbass Heydrich. And then he gets mad when Huber and I fought back. Why would we want to be ordered around by someone who got kicked out of the Navy?"
His thoughts were becoming more and more angry. "At least when I laugh, I don't sound like a goat being raped and I may be short; but at least my hips don't look child-bearing." His silent anger raged on. Suddenly, h
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Glitter Convention 7
CHAPTER 7: IN WHICH HEINRICH HIMMLER AND RUDOLF HESS HAVE A MEETING
Hess walked briskly into Himmler's office where he was greeted by Gruppenführer Wolff,
"I see you've managed to leave Bormann behind." Wolff said. He knew that Hess and Bormann didn't always get along.
"Yes, he's with the Führer. The Führer is highly agitated. He wants all three brought back and is even thinking of canceling the Glitter Convention since those tickets caused all this."
"But that would just anger Heydrich more."
"I know."
"Ahhhh, Herr Hess, do come in." Himmler saluted Hess and motioned for him to have a seat. "I've been thinking about calling Field Marshal Göring to see if he can help. You know a Luftwaffe plane might be able to fly around Berlin and spot the car."
"It's worth a try." Hess thought. A few minutes later. Hess was on the line with Göring. Himmler and Wolff crowded around trying to listen to the conversation.
"Halle an der Saale Glitter Convention?" Göring aske
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So I haven't uploaded anything since late 2013 I believe. So I'm going to say it:  the glory days of 3R DA are over and this place has become a godforsaken hellhole. So I will no longer be using DA anymore. I won't deactivate and I'll still log in to answer comments and maybe favorite some things and what not but that's it. For anyone who wants to stay in touch my Tumblr username is joachimvonribbensnob. I'm also on Facebook too. If you want that please send me a note! Hopefully some people will want to stay in touch!


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is that La La Land movie even about? Why did it win so many Golden Globes? Why am I asking this question?
Well, another year has passed and today 12/1/16 marks the 6th anniversary of me joining for this godforsaken website. Do I regret it? No. I've met some of my best friends on here and many a weirdo. So even though I'm not really active on here anymore I don't regret joining. :) 
So I haven't uploaded anything since late 2013 I believe. So I'm going to say it:  the glory days of 3R DA are over and this place has become a godforsaken hellhole. So I will no longer be using DA anymore. I won't deactivate and I'll still log in to answer comments and maybe favorite some things and what not but that's it. For anyone who wants to stay in touch my Tumblr username is joachimvonribbensnob. I'm also on Facebook too. If you want that please send me a note! Hopefully some people will want to stay in touch!


                                                         Until next time,
                          
                                                          Anna


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Thank you for posting all those pictures; they and the captions that go with them are the highlight of my day. :D (Big Grin) 
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I just came back and looked around and a lot of people seem to be gone. Where did everyone go?
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